From Chance’s couch in Portland, your trusty hosts exchanged many looks (but mostly held it together) through three movies about the adult film industry. We begin with the new film KING COBRA, a depiction of rival production teams in the 2000s gay porn business. It’s very James Franco. At 17:45, we move on to the porn movie monolith, BOOGIE NIGHTS, except we don’t agree on just how great the saga of Dirk Diggler is. At 31:45, we wrap up with ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, asking whether Kevin Smith had lost his best self by the time of this unsteady spoof. Overall, if you think delivering really explicit dialogue as though you’re describing the weather is funny, you’re home.